Millions of Hindis everywhere have begun a pilgrimage to Norway
after a Norwegian couple recently gave birth to a half-human/half-elephant
hybrid that many Hindu practitioners believe to be the reincarnation of the
popular deity Ganesha.
He is commonly depicted as a man with several limbs and
the head of an elephant, something that if it were to actually exist, the very
sight of it would haunt us to the grave.
Alexandar and Lola Andersen first attempted to keep their
child a secret from the world but soon pictures of the child along with the
identity of the family leaked to the media. The Andersen’s found themselves
celebrities in the country of India.
“We wish they would stop hanging outside of our home. Why
won’t they just leave us alone? We’ve already been through enough. My baby
looks like an elephant and even worse, he’s a ginger. If they hand me one more
basket, I’m going to stab them in their face,” said Lola Andersen, the baby’s
mother.
When asked of the child’s name, father
Alexandar only answered, “we never really gave it a name. To be quite honest,
we were just going to call it the creature that we keep in the basement. We
were essentially just going to keep the little gingerphant in the basement and
feed him drifters that we picked up off of the road. This does open up some new
options. We might sell him to India. They’d probably let him live in the Taj
Mahal.
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